Are You Evil?

March 11, 2005 — Leave a comment

There is a new inventory on the web, the Evil Finder.

Here is what it says about my apostate friend, Tony Jones:

**** THE PROOF THAT Tony Jones IS EVIL ****

T O N Y J O N E S
84 79 78 89 74 79 78 69 83 – as ASCII values
3 7 6 8 2 7 6 6 2 – digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
1 5 9 3 2 – digits added

Thus, “Tony Jones” is 15932.

Divide the number by 002 – this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 7966.

Subtract 1609, the year Gallileo, inspired by the Satan himself, came up with his ridiculous theory. The result will be 6357.

Add 1351 to it – this is the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop, written backwards – you will get 7708.

Add 52 to it – this is the symbol of approval for the sin, written backwards – you will get 7760.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 11 – the symbol of judgment and disorder. The number is now 666.

The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.

I can’t laugh too much, for I was compared to Adolf Hilter!

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